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TUESDAY

I’m going to the crane vending

machine.



beat



TUESDAY

Maybe I can grab me a ticket

out of here.



Tuesday playing with the crane vending machine that happens to be filled with toys based on other nicktoons



TUESDAY

Cool a Zim doll.



Tuesday moves the claw just above the invader Zim doll



Unknown to her a large claw is moving just above her head.



Tuesday is just about to push the button to lower the claw when…



She sees Brandon working at the counter



Tuesday runs to Brandon



TUESDAY

Brandon!



Tuesday standing at the counter



TUESDAY

What are you doing here?



BRANDON

My uncle’s making me work here.



TUESDAY

Wow, I always thought S.N.A.F.U

was kind of janky…

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MRS. X

Right.



Mr. X looks down at Truman



MR. X

And you Truman



Mr. X points to the pool of balls



MR. X

you check out this pool of

balls.



Truman looks at the pool of balls and then at some arcade games.



Truman then looks back at the balls and then at the arcade games.



TRUMAN

I’d rather play video games



Mr. X thinking about it.



MR. X

No.



Truman sadly slumps his shoulders



MR. X

Ok, fine.



Truman looking up at his father doe-eyed



MR. X

After you find out why someone

needs a pool of balls



Truman sulks to the pool of balls



Mr. X talking to Tuesday



MR. X

And you…



Tuesday walking toward the claw vending machine

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Glowface walks by in the foreground

TUESDAY

Whatever let’s just order some

food and play a few games.



MR. X

Sure, let’s play these…



Mr. X makes air quotes



MR. X

…games.



MR. X

Right, here’s the mission

agents.



Mr. X points to himself

MR. X

I’ll order some of this pizza

and then…



Mr. X points to the skeeballs.



MR. X

…I will complete that target

practice drill



Mr. X points at Mrs. X



MR. X

Dear…



MRS. X

Yes?



Mr. X points at the whack-o-mole game



MR. X

…you mission is practice with

that melee combat simulator.



Mrs. X salutes

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Mr. X holding a flyer



MR. X

Hey this looks interesting.



Mr. X holding a flyer that has a picture of Glowface with a big slice of pizza in his hand



MR. X

Snafu pizzeria and look…



Mr. X rips off the coupon that was at the bottom of the flyer.



MR. X

Spy families get ½ off triple

the cost. What a deal!



INT. S.N.A.F.U PIZZERIA

The X’s walk into S.N.A.F.U’S pizzeria in an overly grand entrance. Everyone but Tuesday jumps in and rolls behind near by objects for cover.



Mr. X jumps up and looks around



Mrs. X and Truman walk behind him with guns drawn



Tuesday stays a few feet away sulking



Frozenly all the parents and kids look at the X’s in terror



A man’s chewed up pizza falls out of his widely open mouth



Mr. X looks around



TUESDAY

Don’t you think you guys are

over doing it?



MR. X

You never know something about

this place makes me think it

might be a trap.

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the other day I sent in a submission for nickelodeon's writing fellowship.

Since I have scripts that I have entered last year for this fellowship I figured I will not put them up on line for people to enjoy at least one of the thousands of losing scripts I am sure they got.

I probably shouldn't say this but I'm not to shocked that I lost because I write a script for a show I never seen. I just got inof about it off a wiki page and talking to my little brother. So fan's of the show The X's tell me how close I got the show you love.

oh I'm putting up each page as a different post

enjoy

FADE IN

INT. S.N.A.F.U HEADQUARTERS

Glowface is sitting at the head of a meeting room table next to him is a large wheel of cheese



Also at the table are Lorenzo Suave, Brandon and other members of S.N.A.F.U



GLOWFACE

Right here is our newest tool

to defeat the X’s.



LORENZO SUAVE

Cheese? This is your new plan?



GLOWFACE

Not just any ordinary cheese…



Glow face pokes at the cheese with a knife

The cheese starts wobble and appendages start to spread out of it



The wheel of cheese explodes into a huge monster made of cheese



GLOWFACE

…it’s really a cheese monster,

shipped fresh from the moon.



LORENZO SUAVE

So how is this cheese monster

to the X’s?



Behind Glowface the cheese monster attacks a few S.N.A.F.U minions in the back ground



GLOWFACE

Oh no I have the perfect trap

to snare them to the cheese

monster.



INT. HOME BASE
Mr. X walks into the house as he is going through the mail



MR. X

Junk, junk, post card from 007.

the world is a changing

This weekend Kosovo declared independence.

Yesterday Fidel Castro has stepped down.

and today Pakistan just elected a new leader. The new prime minister will be someone from the Pakistan People's Party.


what going to happen during the rest of the week? Will the south try to secede again? Or maybe Quebec will.

Hey Fedex guy

it takes some more then the length of one ring for some one to get to the door

instead of ringing once and running back to your truck...wait a minute or two.

something else that would be a good look...when you see someone opening the door, waiving their hand, yelling hey...don't drive off...give them their freaking package.