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The guy in the Glowface costume falls to the ground



Mrs. X lands a flurry of punches on the guy in the Glowface costume



The head pops off the cheap Glowface costume revealing that it’s really just a teenager in it



TEENAGER

Please, please don’t hit me

anymore.



Mrs. X picks the teenager up by the collar



MRS. X

Where’s the real Glowface?



Standing by the skeeballs is Lorenzo Suave and Glowface in a cheap costume that looks like a teenage



LORENZO

I think it’s time to leave



GLOWFACE

Yes



In the middle hole of the skeeball the timer on the grenade counts down to one



The two are just about to run when the skeeball game blows up.



Sending them flying in the air



FADE OUT

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The guy in the Glowface costume falls to the ground



Mrs. X lands a flurry of punches on the guy in the Glowface costume



The head pops off the cheap Glowface costume revealing that it’s really just a teenager in it



TEENAGER

Please, please don’t hit me

anymore.



Mrs. X picks the teenager up by the collar



MRS. X

Where’s the real Glowface?



Standing by the skeeballs is Lorenzo Suave and Glowface in a cheap costume that looks like a teenage



LORENZO

I think it’s time to leave



GLOWFACE

Yes



In the middle hole of the skeeball the timer on the grenade counts down to one



The two are just about to run when the skeeball game blows up.



Sending them flying in the air



FADE OUT

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TUESDAY

Wait it’s just cheese?



Tuesday runs toward her family



TUESDAY

Guys…that…er…thing is just

cheese.



Truman pulls his head out of the cheese monster’s grip



TRUMAN

Cheese?



Truman opens his mouth extremely wide and starts eating his way free from the cheese monster



Mrs. X pulls out a katana sword and starts slice the cheese monster



MRS. X

I guess it’s time to cut it.



Mr. X pulls out a wind-up teeth toy



MR. X

I got just the thing



Mr. X puts the toy to the cheese and it starts eating away



The Cheese monster runs away



A guy in a cheap Glowface costume walks by with a bunch of little kids crowding around him



Mrs. X looks over at the guy in the cheap Glowface costume



Mrs. X squints her eyes



MRS. X

Glowface.



Mrs. X jump kicks the guy in the Glowface costume

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Mr. X throwing grenades in the middle skeeball hole.



BRANDON

(V.O)

is really just skeeball.



The grenade gets stuck in the hole



Brandon talking to Tuesday



BRANDON

But the main trap is…



Mr. X looks at the table



Their pizza has arrived



MR. X

Look family the food is here.



The X’s gathers around the pizza



Mr. X cuts the pizza



The cheese wobbles around and…



Jumps up as the cheese monster



The cheese monster hits Mr. X



Mrs. X unloads two guns into the cheese monster john woo style



The bullets just sink into the cheese monster



The cheese monster grabs Truman



TUESDAY

How do we stop it?



Brandon shrugs



BRANDON

I don’t know how do you beat

cheese

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Mrs. X turns toward Tuesday



MRS. X

Wha…



The toy mole start firing a flurry of bullets.



Mrs. X dives behind a token machine



MRS. X

Oh yeah it looks like I just

got upgrade to fire arms

training.



Mrs. X pulls out a rocket-launcher and fires at the whack-o-mole machine



KABOOM



Truman about to dive into the balls



BRANDON

(V.O)

the balls in the pool of balls

are really land minds



Truman sees a kid to afraid to jump into the pool



Truman gives a dark little giggle and sneaks up to the kid and…



Pushes him in the pool of balls



The balls explode as the kid lands on them.



The kid flies up with each explosion



BOOM BOOM BOOM



Truman looks around nervously and then sneaks away



Brandon talking to Tuesday



BRANDON

And those skeeballs your dad…

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KID

Eeeeeeeeehhhh!



The kid sinks down into the pizza sauce and then…



Pops right back up, licking his lips



KID

Mmm that’s some tasty pizza

sauce.



The kid blinks



KID

I mean…ahhh!



Tuesday leaning on the counter talking to Brandon



TUESDAY

Ok so that’s it or did your

Uncle have any more traps set

up?



BRANDON

Well…um your mom at the whack

the mole.



At extreme speed Mrs. X is hitting little toy moles dressed as mobster with tommy guns with a mallet.



BRANDON

I think Lorenzo has that set up

so those little moles will

shoot if they aren’t hit in

time.



Mrs. X mallet cracks apart



Just then a toy mole pops up



It’s gun is aimed at Mrs. X



Tuesday runs toward her mother



TUESDAY

Mom, look out!

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Tuesday wipes her finger across the counter, gathering lots of grease



TUESDAY

…but I didn’t think they would

make you work in a joint like

this to raise a few bucks to

keep their operation going.



Tuesday thinking



TUESDAY

But then again I always

Wondered where your uncle gets

All the money to fund his

lasers and things.



BRANDON

No, my uncle doesn’t need the

money this place is like a trap

for you and your family.



TUESDAY

Figures, so what kind of trap

is this going to be?



a kid walks up to the crane vending machine



BRANDON

Take that claw vending machine.



The kid pushes the button to pick up an item

The claw goes down and picks up the Invader Zim doll



Just then a giant claw comes down and picks up the kid



The claw swings the kid across the pizzeria



The claw stops just above a vat of boiling pizza sauce



The claw opens and drops the kid and he plops into the pizza sauce