This Saturday the Democratic party is holding it’s committee meeting to try and figure out what to do with the Florida and Michigan delegates.
I’m from Michigan and I know more about this state’s situation much more then I know about Florida’s so I’m just going to focus on the big mitten.
It seems that right now the Florida delegates are ok with the plan to only have half their votes count, where as the Michigan delegates want all there votes counted.
I didn’t catch who said it but I heard on the radio some guy (a MI delegate) say that they are fighting for this so Michigan voters can be heard.
All I have to say is…hold up!
The Michigan government has had their chances to make sure our vote is counted and they screwed them up.
First off this whole miss is there fault. They choice to move the election up, not the citizens of Michigan. No one turned to me and asked “yo, Martin mind if we move our primaries up?”
They then jacked things up again when they let the deadline to issue a revote slip by.
If they really wanted the Michigan voters voice count then they would have worked over time to get that done…but there lazy butts just let it go.
What I think the Michigan delegates are fighting to make sure the people of Michigan get who they want in office but instead they are fighting to get whoever they want in office.
If we had a recount and Obama’s name was on the ballot unlike in the Michigan primaries I think the out come would be vastly different.
A lot of people didn’t vote because they where told (by our local news media) that there vote wasn’t going to count.
Saturday, May 31, 2008
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Wednesday, April 09, 2008
lady with a skull and crossbone shirt
Here a picture I drew awhile ago of woman with a skull on her shirt
Wednesday, March 05, 2008
THE X's DOOM IN 30 MINUTES OR LESS page 11
The guy in the Glowface costume falls to the ground
Mrs. X lands a flurry of punches on the guy in the Glowface costume
The head pops off the cheap Glowface costume revealing that it’s really just a teenager in it
TEENAGER
Please, please don’t hit me
anymore.
Mrs. X picks the teenager up by the collar
MRS. X
Where’s the real Glowface?
Standing by the skeeballs is Lorenzo Suave and Glowface in a cheap costume that looks like a teenage
LORENZO
I think it’s time to leave
GLOWFACE
Yes
In the middle hole of the skeeball the timer on the grenade counts down to one
The two are just about to run when the skeeball game blows up.
Sending them flying in the air
FADE OUT
Mrs. X lands a flurry of punches on the guy in the Glowface costume
The head pops off the cheap Glowface costume revealing that it’s really just a teenager in it
TEENAGER
Please, please don’t hit me
anymore.
Mrs. X picks the teenager up by the collar
MRS. X
Where’s the real Glowface?
Standing by the skeeballs is Lorenzo Suave and Glowface in a cheap costume that looks like a teenage
LORENZO
I think it’s time to leave
GLOWFACE
Yes
In the middle hole of the skeeball the timer on the grenade counts down to one
The two are just about to run when the skeeball game blows up.
Sending them flying in the air
FADE OUT
THE X's DOOM IN 30 MINUTES OR LESS page 11
The guy in the Glowface costume falls to the ground
Mrs. X lands a flurry of punches on the guy in the Glowface costume
The head pops off the cheap Glowface costume revealing that it’s really just a teenager in it
TEENAGER
Please, please don’t hit me
anymore.
Mrs. X picks the teenager up by the collar
MRS. X
Where’s the real Glowface?
Standing by the skeeballs is Lorenzo Suave and Glowface in a cheap costume that looks like a teenage
LORENZO
I think it’s time to leave
GLOWFACE
Yes
In the middle hole of the skeeball the timer on the grenade counts down to one
The two are just about to run when the skeeball game blows up.
Sending them flying in the air
FADE OUT
Mrs. X lands a flurry of punches on the guy in the Glowface costume
The head pops off the cheap Glowface costume revealing that it’s really just a teenager in it
TEENAGER
Please, please don’t hit me
anymore.
Mrs. X picks the teenager up by the collar
MRS. X
Where’s the real Glowface?
Standing by the skeeballs is Lorenzo Suave and Glowface in a cheap costume that looks like a teenage
LORENZO
I think it’s time to leave
GLOWFACE
Yes
In the middle hole of the skeeball the timer on the grenade counts down to one
The two are just about to run when the skeeball game blows up.
Sending them flying in the air
FADE OUT
Tuesday, March 04, 2008
THE X's DOOM IN 30 MINUTES OR LESS page 10
TUESDAY
Wait it’s just cheese?
Tuesday runs toward her family
TUESDAY
Guys…that…er…thing is just
cheese.
Truman pulls his head out of the cheese monster’s grip
TRUMAN
Cheese?
Truman opens his mouth extremely wide and starts eating his way free from the cheese monster
Mrs. X pulls out a katana sword and starts slice the cheese monster
MRS. X
I guess it’s time to cut it.
Mr. X pulls out a wind-up teeth toy
MR. X
I got just the thing
Mr. X puts the toy to the cheese and it starts eating away
The Cheese monster runs away
A guy in a cheap Glowface costume walks by with a bunch of little kids crowding around him
Mrs. X looks over at the guy in the cheap Glowface costume
Mrs. X squints her eyes
MRS. X
Glowface.
Mrs. X jump kicks the guy in the Glowface costume
Wait it’s just cheese?
Tuesday runs toward her family
TUESDAY
Guys…that…er…thing is just
cheese.
Truman pulls his head out of the cheese monster’s grip
TRUMAN
Cheese?
Truman opens his mouth extremely wide and starts eating his way free from the cheese monster
Mrs. X pulls out a katana sword and starts slice the cheese monster
MRS. X
I guess it’s time to cut it.
Mr. X pulls out a wind-up teeth toy
MR. X
I got just the thing
Mr. X puts the toy to the cheese and it starts eating away
The Cheese monster runs away
A guy in a cheap Glowface costume walks by with a bunch of little kids crowding around him
Mrs. X looks over at the guy in the cheap Glowface costume
Mrs. X squints her eyes
MRS. X
Glowface.
Mrs. X jump kicks the guy in the Glowface costume
THE X's DOOM IN 30 MINUTES OR LESS page 9
Mr. X throwing grenades in the middle skeeball hole.
BRANDON
(V.O)
is really just skeeball.
The grenade gets stuck in the hole
Brandon talking to Tuesday
BRANDON
But the main trap is…
Mr. X looks at the table
Their pizza has arrived
MR. X
Look family the food is here.
The X’s gathers around the pizza
Mr. X cuts the pizza
The cheese wobbles around and…
Jumps up as the cheese monster
The cheese monster hits Mr. X
Mrs. X unloads two guns into the cheese monster john woo style
The bullets just sink into the cheese monster
The cheese monster grabs Truman
TUESDAY
How do we stop it?
Brandon shrugs
BRANDON
I don’t know how do you beat
cheese
BRANDON
(V.O)
is really just skeeball.
The grenade gets stuck in the hole
Brandon talking to Tuesday
BRANDON
But the main trap is…
Mr. X looks at the table
Their pizza has arrived
MR. X
Look family the food is here.
The X’s gathers around the pizza
Mr. X cuts the pizza
The cheese wobbles around and…
Jumps up as the cheese monster
The cheese monster hits Mr. X
Mrs. X unloads two guns into the cheese monster john woo style
The bullets just sink into the cheese monster
The cheese monster grabs Truman
TUESDAY
How do we stop it?
Brandon shrugs
BRANDON
I don’t know how do you beat
cheese
Monday, March 03, 2008
THE X's DOOM IN 30 MINUTES OR LESS page 8
Mrs. X turns toward Tuesday
MRS. X
Wha…
The toy mole start firing a flurry of bullets.
Mrs. X dives behind a token machine
MRS. X
Oh yeah it looks like I just
got upgrade to fire arms
training.
Mrs. X pulls out a rocket-launcher and fires at the whack-o-mole machine
KABOOM
Truman about to dive into the balls
BRANDON
(V.O)
the balls in the pool of balls
are really land minds
Truman sees a kid to afraid to jump into the pool
Truman gives a dark little giggle and sneaks up to the kid and…
Pushes him in the pool of balls
The balls explode as the kid lands on them.
The kid flies up with each explosion
BOOM BOOM BOOM
Truman looks around nervously and then sneaks away
Brandon talking to Tuesday
BRANDON
And those skeeballs your dad…
MRS. X
Wha…
The toy mole start firing a flurry of bullets.
Mrs. X dives behind a token machine
MRS. X
Oh yeah it looks like I just
got upgrade to fire arms
training.
Mrs. X pulls out a rocket-launcher and fires at the whack-o-mole machine
KABOOM
Truman about to dive into the balls
BRANDON
(V.O)
the balls in the pool of balls
are really land minds
Truman sees a kid to afraid to jump into the pool
Truman gives a dark little giggle and sneaks up to the kid and…
Pushes him in the pool of balls
The balls explode as the kid lands on them.
The kid flies up with each explosion
BOOM BOOM BOOM
Truman looks around nervously and then sneaks away
Brandon talking to Tuesday
BRANDON
And those skeeballs your dad…
THE X's DOOM IN 30 MINUTES OR LESS page 7
KID
Eeeeeeeeehhhh!
The kid sinks down into the pizza sauce and then…
Pops right back up, licking his lips
KID
Mmm that’s some tasty pizza
sauce.
The kid blinks
KID
I mean…ahhh!
Tuesday leaning on the counter talking to Brandon
TUESDAY
Ok so that’s it or did your
Uncle have any more traps set
up?
BRANDON
Well…um your mom at the whack
the mole.
At extreme speed Mrs. X is hitting little toy moles dressed as mobster with tommy guns with a mallet.
BRANDON
I think Lorenzo has that set up
so those little moles will
shoot if they aren’t hit in
time.
Mrs. X mallet cracks apart
Just then a toy mole pops up
It’s gun is aimed at Mrs. X
Tuesday runs toward her mother
TUESDAY
Mom, look out!
Eeeeeeeeehhhh!
The kid sinks down into the pizza sauce and then…
Pops right back up, licking his lips
KID
Mmm that’s some tasty pizza
sauce.
The kid blinks
KID
I mean…ahhh!
Tuesday leaning on the counter talking to Brandon
TUESDAY
Ok so that’s it or did your
Uncle have any more traps set
up?
BRANDON
Well…um your mom at the whack
the mole.
At extreme speed Mrs. X is hitting little toy moles dressed as mobster with tommy guns with a mallet.
BRANDON
I think Lorenzo has that set up
so those little moles will
shoot if they aren’t hit in
time.
Mrs. X mallet cracks apart
Just then a toy mole pops up
It’s gun is aimed at Mrs. X
Tuesday runs toward her mother
TUESDAY
Mom, look out!
Sunday, March 02, 2008
THE Xs DOOM IN 30 MINUTES OR LESS page 6
Tuesday wipes her finger across the counter, gathering lots of grease
TUESDAY
…but I didn’t think they would
make you work in a joint like
this to raise a few bucks to
keep their operation going.
Tuesday thinking
TUESDAY
But then again I always
Wondered where your uncle gets
All the money to fund his
lasers and things.
BRANDON
No, my uncle doesn’t need the
money this place is like a trap
for you and your family.
TUESDAY
Figures, so what kind of trap
is this going to be?
a kid walks up to the crane vending machine
BRANDON
Take that claw vending machine.
The kid pushes the button to pick up an item
The claw goes down and picks up the Invader Zim doll
Just then a giant claw comes down and picks up the kid
The claw swings the kid across the pizzeria
The claw stops just above a vat of boiling pizza sauce
The claw opens and drops the kid and he plops into the pizza sauce
TUESDAY
…but I didn’t think they would
make you work in a joint like
this to raise a few bucks to
keep their operation going.
Tuesday thinking
TUESDAY
But then again I always
Wondered where your uncle gets
All the money to fund his
lasers and things.
BRANDON
No, my uncle doesn’t need the
money this place is like a trap
for you and your family.
TUESDAY
Figures, so what kind of trap
is this going to be?
a kid walks up to the crane vending machine
BRANDON
Take that claw vending machine.
The kid pushes the button to pick up an item
The claw goes down and picks up the Invader Zim doll
Just then a giant claw comes down and picks up the kid
The claw swings the kid across the pizzeria
The claw stops just above a vat of boiling pizza sauce
The claw opens and drops the kid and he plops into the pizza sauce
Friday, February 29, 2008
THE Xs DOOM IN 30 MINUTES OR LESS page 5
TUESDAY
I’m going to the crane vending
machine.
beat
TUESDAY
Maybe I can grab me a ticket
out of here.
Tuesday playing with the crane vending machine that happens to be filled with toys based on other nicktoons
TUESDAY
Cool a Zim doll.
Tuesday moves the claw just above the invader Zim doll
Unknown to her a large claw is moving just above her head.
Tuesday is just about to push the button to lower the claw when…
She sees Brandon working at the counter
Tuesday runs to Brandon
TUESDAY
Brandon!
Tuesday standing at the counter
TUESDAY
What are you doing here?
BRANDON
My uncle’s making me work here.
TUESDAY
Wow, I always thought S.N.A.F.U
was kind of janky…
I’m going to the crane vending
machine.
beat
TUESDAY
Maybe I can grab me a ticket
out of here.
Tuesday playing with the crane vending machine that happens to be filled with toys based on other nicktoons
TUESDAY
Cool a Zim doll.
Tuesday moves the claw just above the invader Zim doll
Unknown to her a large claw is moving just above her head.
Tuesday is just about to push the button to lower the claw when…
She sees Brandon working at the counter
Tuesday runs to Brandon
TUESDAY
Brandon!
Tuesday standing at the counter
TUESDAY
What are you doing here?
BRANDON
My uncle’s making me work here.
TUESDAY
Wow, I always thought S.N.A.F.U
was kind of janky…
THE Xs DOOM IN 30 MINUTES OR LESS page 4
MRS. X
Right.
Mr. X looks down at Truman
MR. X
And you Truman
Mr. X points to the pool of balls
MR. X
you check out this pool of
balls.
Truman looks at the pool of balls and then at some arcade games.
Truman then looks back at the balls and then at the arcade games.
TRUMAN
I’d rather play video games
Mr. X thinking about it.
MR. X
No.
Truman sadly slumps his shoulders
MR. X
Ok, fine.
Truman looking up at his father doe-eyed
MR. X
After you find out why someone
needs a pool of balls
Truman sulks to the pool of balls
Mr. X talking to Tuesday
MR. X
And you…
Tuesday walking toward the claw vending machine
Right.
Mr. X looks down at Truman
MR. X
And you Truman
Mr. X points to the pool of balls
MR. X
you check out this pool of
balls.
Truman looks at the pool of balls and then at some arcade games.
Truman then looks back at the balls and then at the arcade games.
TRUMAN
I’d rather play video games
Mr. X thinking about it.
MR. X
No.
Truman sadly slumps his shoulders
MR. X
Ok, fine.
Truman looking up at his father doe-eyed
MR. X
After you find out why someone
needs a pool of balls
Truman sulks to the pool of balls
Mr. X talking to Tuesday
MR. X
And you…
Tuesday walking toward the claw vending machine
THE Xs DOOM IN 30 MINUTES OR LESS page 3
Glowface walks by in the foreground
TUESDAY
Whatever let’s just order some
food and play a few games.
MR. X
Sure, let’s play these…
Mr. X makes air quotes
MR. X
…games.
MR. X
Right, here’s the mission
agents.
Mr. X points to himself
MR. X
I’ll order some of this pizza
and then…
Mr. X points to the skeeballs.
MR. X
…I will complete that target
practice drill
Mr. X points at Mrs. X
MR. X
Dear…
MRS. X
Yes?
Mr. X points at the whack-o-mole game
MR. X
…you mission is practice with
that melee combat simulator.
Mrs. X salutes
TUESDAY
Whatever let’s just order some
food and play a few games.
MR. X
Sure, let’s play these…
Mr. X makes air quotes
MR. X
…games.
MR. X
Right, here’s the mission
agents.
Mr. X points to himself
MR. X
I’ll order some of this pizza
and then…
Mr. X points to the skeeballs.
MR. X
…I will complete that target
practice drill
Mr. X points at Mrs. X
MR. X
Dear…
MRS. X
Yes?
Mr. X points at the whack-o-mole game
MR. X
…you mission is practice with
that melee combat simulator.
Mrs. X salutes
Thursday, February 28, 2008
THE Xs DOOM IN 30 MINUTES OR LESS page 2
Mr. X holding a flyer
MR. X
Hey this looks interesting.
Mr. X holding a flyer that has a picture of Glowface with a big slice of pizza in his hand
MR. X
Snafu pizzeria and look…
Mr. X rips off the coupon that was at the bottom of the flyer.
MR. X
Spy families get ½ off triple
the cost. What a deal!
INT. S.N.A.F.U PIZZERIA
The X’s walk into S.N.A.F.U’S pizzeria in an overly grand entrance. Everyone but Tuesday jumps in and rolls behind near by objects for cover.
Mr. X jumps up and looks around
Mrs. X and Truman walk behind him with guns drawn
Tuesday stays a few feet away sulking
Frozenly all the parents and kids look at the X’s in terror
A man’s chewed up pizza falls out of his widely open mouth
Mr. X looks around
TUESDAY
Don’t you think you guys are
over doing it?
MR. X
You never know something about
this place makes me think it
might be a trap.
MR. X
Hey this looks interesting.
Mr. X holding a flyer that has a picture of Glowface with a big slice of pizza in his hand
MR. X
Snafu pizzeria and look…
Mr. X rips off the coupon that was at the bottom of the flyer.
MR. X
Spy families get ½ off triple
the cost. What a deal!
INT. S.N.A.F.U PIZZERIA
The X’s walk into S.N.A.F.U’S pizzeria in an overly grand entrance. Everyone but Tuesday jumps in and rolls behind near by objects for cover.
Mr. X jumps up and looks around
Mrs. X and Truman walk behind him with guns drawn
Tuesday stays a few feet away sulking
Frozenly all the parents and kids look at the X’s in terror
A man’s chewed up pizza falls out of his widely open mouth
Mr. X looks around
TUESDAY
Don’t you think you guys are
over doing it?
MR. X
You never know something about
this place makes me think it
might be a trap.
THE X's DOOM IN 30 MINUTES OR LESS page 1
the other day I sent in a submission for nickelodeon's writing fellowship.
Since I have scripts that I have entered last year for this fellowship I figured I will not put them up on line for people to enjoy at least one of the thousands of losing scripts I am sure they got.
I probably shouldn't say this but I'm not to shocked that I lost because I write a script for a show I never seen. I just got inof about it off a wiki page and talking to my little brother. So fan's of the show The X's tell me how close I got the show you love.
oh I'm putting up each page as a different post
enjoy
Since I have scripts that I have entered last year for this fellowship I figured I will not put them up on line for people to enjoy at least one of the thousands of losing scripts I am sure they got.
I probably shouldn't say this but I'm not to shocked that I lost because I write a script for a show I never seen. I just got inof about it off a wiki page and talking to my little brother. So fan's of the show The X's tell me how close I got the show you love.
oh I'm putting up each page as a different post
enjoy
FADE IN
INT. S.N.A.F.U HEADQUARTERS
Glowface is sitting at the head of a meeting room table next to him is a large wheel of cheese
Also at the table are Lorenzo Suave, Brandon and other members of S.N.A.F.U
GLOWFACE
Right here is our newest tool
to defeat the X’s.
LORENZO SUAVE
Cheese? This is your new plan?
GLOWFACE
Not just any ordinary cheese…
Glow face pokes at the cheese with a knife
The cheese starts wobble and appendages start to spread out of it
The wheel of cheese explodes into a huge monster made of cheese
GLOWFACE
…it’s really a cheese monster,
shipped fresh from the moon.
LORENZO SUAVE
So how is this cheese monster
to the X’s?
Behind Glowface the cheese monster attacks a few S.N.A.F.U minions in the back ground
GLOWFACE
Oh no I have the perfect trap
to snare them to the cheese
monster.
INT. HOME BASE
Mr. X walks into the house as he is going through the mail
MR. X
Junk, junk, post card from 007.
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
the world is a changing
This weekend Kosovo declared independence.
Yesterday Fidel Castro has stepped down.
and today Pakistan just elected a new leader. The new prime minister will be someone from the Pakistan People's Party.
what going to happen during the rest of the week? Will the south try to secede again? Or maybe Quebec will.
Yesterday Fidel Castro has stepped down.
and today Pakistan just elected a new leader. The new prime minister will be someone from the Pakistan People's Party.
what going to happen during the rest of the week? Will the south try to secede again? Or maybe Quebec will.
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Hey Fedex guy
it takes some more then the length of one ring for some one to get to the door
instead of ringing once and running back to your truck...wait a minute or two.
something else that would be a good look...when you see someone opening the door, waiving their hand, yelling hey...don't drive off...give them their freaking package.
instead of ringing once and running back to your truck...wait a minute or two.
something else that would be a good look...when you see someone opening the door, waiving their hand, yelling hey...don't drive off...give them their freaking package.
Thursday, January 03, 2008
free copywriting
Ok this is only going to be a very limited time only offer. For the first 10 people to e-mail me I will do one copywriting assignment for them…for FREE.
That’s right for free.
If you like it or hate it you didn’t spend a dime so there is no worries on your end.
Here are my terms
Nothing more then 3 pages
I have the right to use the work in my portfolio
Since this is free I may have to focus my time on paying gigs so don’t get mad if it takes a little time to get done.
I have the right to refuse anything on any bases.
contact me at mr.martinjackson at gmail {hit the period key} com with the subject free copywriting
That’s right for free.
If you like it or hate it you didn’t spend a dime so there is no worries on your end.
Here are my terms
Nothing more then 3 pages
I have the right to use the work in my portfolio
Since this is free I may have to focus my time on paying gigs so don’t get mad if it takes a little time to get done.
I have the right to refuse anything on any bases.
contact me at mr.martinjackson at gmail {hit the period key} com with the subject free copywriting
free copywriting
Ok this is only going to be a very limited time only offer. For the first 10 people to e-mail me I will do one copywriting assignment for them…for FREE.
That’s right for free.
If you like it or hate it you didn’t spend a dime so there is no worries on your end.
Here are my terms
Nothing more then 3 pages
I have the right to use the work in my portfolio
Since this is free I may have to focus my time on paying gigs so don’t get mad if it takes a little time to get done.
I have the right to refuse anything on any bases.
contact me at mr.martinjackson at gmail {hit the period key} com with the subject free copywriting
That’s right for free.
If you like it or hate it you didn’t spend a dime so there is no worries on your end.
Here are my terms
Nothing more then 3 pages
I have the right to use the work in my portfolio
Since this is free I may have to focus my time on paying gigs so don’t get mad if it takes a little time to get done.
I have the right to refuse anything on any bases.
contact me at mr.martinjackson at gmail {hit the period key} com with the subject free copywriting
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